7 Reasons

Reason #1

You don't believe in having an amazing website, let alone this whole internet fad. You're sick and tired of hearing about ecommerce. You are 100% intent on staying offline so as not to get lost in all the "hype" and "hoopla" that has distracted so many businesses.

Reason #2

You are secretly and deliberately trying to sabotage the success and prosperity of your company. You know that a new website from Third & Grand will utterly crush your efforts and motives. By hiring us, your plan would fail and you would be thoroughly defeated.

Reason #3

You know a good deal when you see one and by golly, you just found one! A web design company offered you a complete website with all the "bells & whistles" for only $399. What a deal! You think we are too expensive and for $399 you'll basically get the same thing.

Reason #4

You are 100% certain that all of your customers make up the 20% or so of Americans who do not regularly use the internet. You know that a new website would be a waste of time and money because none of them would ever be online to see it.

Reason #5

You want a website and you know we can deliver an amazing website that will increase your bottom line but you insist on having full discretionary authority about all copy, marketing and design decisions. You don't need us. You should design your new site yourself.

Reason #6

You want a cookie cutter website just like everyone else in your industry. You love "fitting in" and you can't wait to redesign your site to match your competition's....they just added some nifty animation and you just have to have it too. This is probably the main reason you should NOT hire us - we won't simply create a website that matches your competition.

Reason #7

You don't want to earn more money this year. You absolutely have enough. You have so much extra profit you are running out of ideas of how to give it all away. Business is more than brisk and you are smoothly soaring to new heights. In fact, you can't keep up with the demand and you're afraid that adding an amazing website from Third & Grand would increase sales so much you might have to open another charity foundation and hire 20 or so more employees just to keep up with counting the money.

Let's start talking about your project.